![]() ![]() Having your toes pointing outward it a very stable position to stand but it is extremely inefficient for running. Stand up out of your desk and look at your feet. If you’re finding yourself swinging your arms left and right but going nowhere, just change the angle of the swing to be more forward and back. Your arms should be pointing more or less in the direction you want to go. So here are my 5 tricks to getting a better performance in your next run. To get the most distance for the least effort. The difference for me is that I know how to run more efficiently. People say I am an anomaly or a freak, but I’m not I’m no different to anybody else. Last year I placed 3 rd and 4 th over consecutive weekends for 55km and 45km trail races. I don’t train like a runner at all… But I am. I don’t blame them either, I don’t look like a runner. When I rock up to the start line of an ultra, almost everybody pushes to get in front of me so that I don’t hold them up. I have both meniscus torn, so every physio and orthopod (except my awesome brother) says I can’t run. I love that I am running when I am not meant to. Help them out, give them some of your healthy junk chocolate brownie.īanish the caulifart from workplaces forever… Poor Brenda, who’s sitting in the corner stomaching her sweaty, limp broccoli, or Gavin, who’s been chewing the same piece of dried up chicken breast for nearly 20 minutes, willing himself to just swallow. Open these at work, and the caulibuse will change to brownie love, like zombies of love, everyone will creep closer. They’re made of healthy ingredients, at home, and it didn’t take you long at all. So good that they crumble as you close your mouth on them. You could eat a lot of them and not feel tired.Ĭhocolate brownies so good that they melt your soul when you smell their delicate, loving aroma. Imagine if you could eat chocolate brownies at morning tea that were so healthy you could eat a lot of them and still not get fat. Imagine if you could take in chocolate brownies to work and not get fat. They say simple things amuse simple minds. Everyone sniffing around taking deep breaths trying to work out where the cauliflower was. Head stretched on long necks, craning to get a better whiff, maybe discover the direction of the stench.įinally, their scanning eyes would fall on me, red faced from laughing while I try to eat my tupperware of caulifart.įunnier still were the days that they’d be yelling that someone has brought cauliflower into the lunch room again, but nobody had. ![]() I used to laugh so much when I’d open my lunch box and everyone would look around trying to figure out who’s fart they could smell. Steamed cauliflower is like an old hobo’s blanket. Or worse, their cabbage or their steamed cauliflower. Then someone decides to get fit and bring in their chicken and broccoli. A 15 minute break could end up lasting 20 or sometimes 25 minutes (never 30, that would be too obvious). I remember going to the toilet before the break (because that doesn’t count as part of the break) and then again after the break. Squeezing as much down time as you can out of your 15 minute morning break is an office artform. Hat are you having with your morning coffee? Chocolate Brownies so good they’ll melt your soul… ![]()
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